reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

(via nau-see)

I’m going to have Tom Dougall standing in front of me in less than a month <3

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

thanks bro, you’re 

too

thanks dude, you know 

dang man this post just got really

 

yr right we should have set the rules to one joke

you realize this means 

oh it’s

this time you’ve gone too

, too far

sorry,  didn’t realize you weren’t having fun, bro

cause i’m having a

(via cryptideyes)

I had high expectations for the new TNP album and they were definitely fulfilled.

I have to finish my last assignment for the semester tonight, but all I really want to do is get drunk and dance and sing loudly.

My friend made a fb event for her birthday 10 days ago and I only just got invited to it today… by another friend -____- 

fml.